My roommate looks like lesbian harry potter and she doesn’t want to be blogged about and now the world needs to know about her.
- boy: i hate being poor
- grandpa: were going to the fun factory
- mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
Currently: reading a fantasy book with three candles lit while listening to jazz.
Hahaha I hate me too.
here for the woman who just said sphincter on Jeopardy and now can’t stop giggling.
How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.
How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?
omg Lindsay lohan just faxed lindsay lohan a picture of a dog.
I never understood why american lindsay lohans dad wasn’t with the housekeeper lady.
On to the parent trap starring Lindsay Logan. Her British accent is impeccable.
Compared to the masterpiece that is Spice World, Cadet Kelly is a terrible film.